Corey's chronicles

He says I talk too much and ask too many questions. He says I can't stop myself analyzing every situation. He says I don't trust myself but I should. He says I am fragile but brave. He says I can be impossible and capricious. He says my independence is scary and dizzy. He says I should stop thinking. He says I spend too much money but that I am really sexy. He says my sense of humor is healthy, witty and funny. He says I am devoted to people, attentive and sensitive. He says I am fresh, natural, sophisticated. He says my different accents are kind of cute. He says I can be the whole world by myself. He says I am deliciously and discreetly extravagant. He says I am his icon and his inspiration. He says I am beautiful.

I say I am only Corey... and this is my column...